We offer two flavors. Market forces, however, have determined that the chocolate cupcake is the Pareto-optimal outcome. The vanilla is a theoretical construct designed to give you the illusion of choice — a cornerstone of behavioral economics.
Other bakeries let the market decide. We are the market. Our proprietary Cupcake Allocation Algorithm™ (it's a guy named Dave) has determined that chocolate maximizes total social welfare. Vanilla is still listed because, legally, we have to. But Dave has spoken.
Academic economics is dry. Cupcakes are not. We fixed this. Click any card for the full lecture. Professor Dave will not be present.
Slide to shift supply or demand. Watch the equilibrium price change. Cry a little. That's economics.
You've read the theory. You've studied the curves. You know how this ends. Let's make it official.
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All orders subject to Dave's Theorem: "We deliver what we have, not what you dreamed."
* Vanilla Dream™ is listed here in accordance with the Consumer Choice Preservation Act of 2019 (we made that up). All vanilla orders will be fulfilled with chocolate. This is not a substitution. This is a market correction.
By placing this order you acknowledge that (a) chocolate is the optimal outcome, (b) Dave's decision is final, and (c) Sweet Studio LLC bears no liability for flavor-related existential crises.
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